...or, How to Trick Your Man Into Finally Taking the Family for a Tram Ride.
Imagine you are in early labor, and get the midwife-on-call to agree enough to have you all trek into town. While waiting the hour for test results (all negative) and having all uterine activity stall immediately upon entering the hospital (just like when it was Toby's turn) you might scam a nice gardenburger and a tram-ride out of the somewhat humiliating deal.
I'm still feeling crampy. Eight more weeks of this??