If you had recently seen some innane car commercial about them (it's "they" again!) hiding a key somewhere and if you find it you win the car, you wouldn't think twice about getting out of your car at a drive-through to pick up what turns out to be just a used gold foil chocolate box from the Lexus dealer, right?
Also if you, due to a set of circumstances that are totally sucky, were forced to drive a white (!) chrysler (!) minivan (!!) that smelled of and may indeed be powered by a herd of hamsters, that would NOT make you an instant soccer-mom, would it?
Has your husband ever been arrested?