So I thought I'd check out this week's guest conductor, David Alan Miller but the link to his bio on the symphony's site is broken.
So I'm all, Hey Google! Riddle me this:
"David Alan Miller" conductor bio
And Google's like:
Did you mean "David Alan Miller" bioconductor ?
Sadly, clicking that got me nowhere despite it's likelihood of being a completely reasonable correlation. Are not even Maestro's but flesh and bone? If you electrocute them, do they not become hot? There have been pastors electrocuted through microphones during baptisms and many conductors sweat and spit a lot. Gruesome, but true.