Simon on the floor.

J- He's been going back and forth from the couch to the linoleum all night.
M- Yeah, it's too hot for him up here.
J- He hasn't been snoring for a long while now.
M- Yeah, but I can see he's still breathing.
J- I guess he is still alive.

THAT is how much and how loud this dog snores, people.

Here's a lovely example of the snore-free model: