Oh my gosh, you GUYS!
It's snowing. In Portland.
Weatherpeople across the state woke up and experienced very personal implosions.
Don't go out- don't even look out the windows. If you step one foot closer to your car, the snow will GET YOU, levitate the vehicle into the air, slam it down on its roof, crush some kittens in the process.
You better say a couple KumBaYas for us now.
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